I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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