That's intense
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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