I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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