Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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