yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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