have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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