i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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