So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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