One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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