It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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