I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
