My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
zippers are such a cool invention
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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