the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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