yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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