Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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