chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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