I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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