I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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