Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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