Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Shame - the story of my life.
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