absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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