Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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