ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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