WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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