no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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