Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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