I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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