My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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