I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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