Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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