Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Your cock deserves a montage
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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