David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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