Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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