dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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