i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize