you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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