we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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