4 words: hood of his car
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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