hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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