we have pet lesbian snakes
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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