woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
