Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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