Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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