Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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