We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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