I want to stick my p in your. b.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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