i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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