just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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