Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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