I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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