ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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