i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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