Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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