and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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