dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
