PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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