i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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